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The Fact That The Kardashians Could Be More Popular Than A Show Like “mad Men” Is Disgusting. It’s A Super Disgusting Part Of Our Culture, But I Still Find It Funny To Make A Joke About It.

New Orleans Is Like The Bad-kid Island In 'pinocchio.'

Stanley Kubrick Made Shelly Duvall Go Crazy During 'the Shining.' It's Like One Of The Best Performances Ever. Maybe He Shouldn't Have Gone That Far, But I Love That Movie.

I Mean, Being Shot In Slow Motion Doing Cocaine By Martin Scorsese Is, Like, Maybe Every Actor's Dream. Nothing Will Compare To It. Except Maybe Having Kids.

I Want To Meet The Man Who Saw A Turtle And Said, "people Will Love The Ninja Version Of That."