I Have Observed That Baseball Is Not

When Two Doctors Pass Each Other On The Street They Wink At Each Other.

Most Collisions Out On The Fields Are Needless.

I Had To Fight All My Life To Survive. They Were All Against Me, But I Beat The Bastards And Left Them In The Ditch.

The Most Important Part Of A Player's Body Is Above His Shoulders.

The Base Paths Belonged To Me, The Runner. The Rules Gave Me The Right. I Always Went Into A Bag Full Speed, Feet First. I Had Sharp Spikes On My Shoes. If The Baseman Stood Where He Had No Business To Be And Got Hurt, That Was His Fault.