I Have No Idea Where I'm Going

This Is A Wonderful Way To Celebrate An 80th Birthday... I Wanted To Be 65 Again, But They Wouldn't Let Me - Homeland Security.

Have You Ever Seen A Candidate Talking To A Rich Person On Television?

The Best Way To Clean Up A Son's Room Is To Close The Door And Pretend It's Not Part Of The House.

If President Nixon's Secretary, Rosemary Woods, Had Been Moses' Secretary, There Would Only Be Eight Commandments.

There Isn't A Child Who Hasn't Gone Out Into The Brave New World Who Eventually Doesn't Return To The Old Homestead Carrying A Bundle Of Dirty Clothes.