I Have No Friends And No Enemies

Since I'm Known As A 'rich Person', I Feel I Have To Tip At Least $5 Each Time I Check My Coat. On Top Of That, I Would Have To Wear A Very Expensive Coat, And It Would Have To Be Insured. Added Up, Without A Topcoat I Save Over $20,000 A Year.

In Business We Cut Each Others' Throats, But Now And Then We Sit Around The Same Table And Behave-for The Sake Of The Ladies.

I Hate The Opera. I Think I Must Have A Tin Ear. No Matter How Hard I Concentrate It Still Sounds Like A Bunch Of Italian Chefs Screaming Risotto Recipes At Each Other.

Wealth Comes From Knowing What Others Do Not Know.

Get A Sun Lamp To Keep You Looking As If You Have Just Come Back From Somewhere Expensive.