I Have No Friends And I Never

My Sense Of Humor Doesn't Translate Well Into Print, Some Of The Things I Say Can Be Offensive Or Found Offensive Even Though I Don't Mean Them That Way. So I Have Been Told To Try And Censor Myself Here And There. I'm Trying, But I'm Not Really Succeeding At It.

I'm The Biggest Nerd - I Love Comic Books And Stuff Like That! I Don't Have Any Friends Who Are Actresses. I Only Had One Girlfriend When I Was Growing Up. Most Of My Friends Were Boys. I Was Such A Tomboy. I Enjoyed Doing Guy Things.

I Was Always übersexual...i Was Always Wearing The Smallest Clothes I Could Find. I Would Go To The Mall Like That — In A Short, Short Skirt And A Giant Wedge Heel. That's What You Do When You're A Teenage Girl In A Small Town.

I Think Most Of Us Maintain Some Sort Of Fantasy In Our Minds That We Are Heroes, If Only Secretly, That We Could Really Be Amazing If Only Given A Chance. That We Could All Be Loved One Day. You Can Always Think Of Yourself As Being Transcendent Or Heroic. I Think We All Are.

Life On Earth Is Like College And We're All Just Trying To Pass The Courses.