I Have No Faith In My Ability

I Wanted To Be The Fifth Beatle.

I Cannot Turn Down This Incredible Honor Twice.

In 1964 Something Totally Unexpected Happened. I Got A Job I Enjoyed.

People Say It's Hard At The Top, But It's Even Harder At The Bottom.

The Jesus Freaks Were The Worst. While The ‘suicide Solution’ Case Was Going Through The Courts They Followed Me Around Everywhere. They Would Picket My Shows With Signs That Read, ‘the Anti-christ Is Here’. And They’d Always Be Chanting: ‘put Satan Behind You! Put Jesus In Front Of You!’ One Time, I Made My Own Sign – A Smiley Face With The Words ‘have A Nice Day’ – And Went Out And Joined Them. They Didn’t Even Notice. Then, Just As The Gig Was About To Start, I Put Down The Sign, Said, ‘see Ya, Guys,’ And Went Back To My Dressing Room.