I Have No Desire To Play Music

I Think Proteins Are Really Good For Your Brain. And Your Brain Is Where Comedy Comes From.

You Do Have To Live Through Things, And To Live Through Things Is To Observe Want, And To Observe Lacking. Even If The Hunger Is A Curiosity.

I Feel Like I Came In Comedy's Side Door, And Still Feel Very Fraudulent In Many Ways.

The Hedonistic Lifestyle Is Difficult To Achieve When You're Still Carrying Your Own Gear. Trust Me That You Don't Feel Glamorous With A 60-pound Amp In Your Arms; It's A Lot Less Sexy Than Toting A Vodka Gimlet And Impossible To Do In Heels.

The Internet Is Just A Scary Place. It's Better To Just Go To The Doctor. Don't Let Google Get Inside Your Head. It Will Do Bad Things To You.