I Have Never Seen A Bad Television

Hollywood, We Decided, Was A Nice Place To Die, But We Wouldn't Want To Live There.

Disneyland Is Such A Big Thing To Californians, I Discovered That When You Cross The Border You Have To Raise Your Right Hand And Take An Oath That You Believe In Walt Disney.

As I Look Back On My Life, I See It As One Long Obstacle Course With Myself As The Main Obstacle.

Poor People Have More Fun Than Rich People, They Say; And I Notice It's The Rich People Who Keep Saying It.

I'm Not Saying These Flying Discs Don't Really Exist, But Nobody Living In Kansas City Has Seen Them And That's A Dry State.