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A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.

Take All The Fools Out Of This World And There Wouldn't Be Any Fun Living In It, Or Profit.

A Puppy Plays With Every Pup He Meets, But An Old Dog Has Few Associates.

The Road To Ruin Is Always In Good Repair, And The Travellers Pay The Expense Of It.