I Have Never Been An Ambitious Person,

I Have A Huge Repertoire. I Love Karaoke.

To Aspiring Writers, I Would Tell Them That We Live In A Wonderful Time Where You're Able To Make Your Work Visible, Easily. If You Think About It, Even Ten Years Ago Or Twenty Years Ago, There Was A Middle Man, There Was A Publisher, There Were Studios, There Was This World Of Rejection Letters. Now, We're In A Place Where We Have The Technology And The Ability To Go Shoot Our Own Movies Or To Put Stuff On Youtube Or A Blog, If You're A Writer, Or Self-publish.

The Fashion Industry Isn't Merely Content To Encase My Meaty Flanks In Skintight Denim. Oh, No! That Denim Also Has To Be White, A Color That Attracts Ketchup, Wine, Garlic Aioli, And Any Other Foodstuffs I Might Otherwise Be Able To Enjoy If I Wasn't Wearing Ridiculously Tight Pants.

When You're Trying To Come Up With An Idea For A Movie It's Actually The Hardest Part - The Germ Of The Idea. Inevitably You Think Of Something That Would Be Great And Then Discover That It Was On An Episode Of The Simpsons.

I Think It's Great When Writers Get Recognition; It Doesn't Happen Very Often. I Just Don't Want That Writer To Be Me. Let It Be Aaron Sorkin Or, You Know, Somebody Good.