I Have More Pictures Of My Children

I Think When I Started Doing Stand-up, That's When I Really Tried To Question Everything In My Belief System Which Is - I Think A Pretty Important Part Of Being A Comedian Is Really Questioning Things.

I Always Imagine That If I Met Dr. Seuss, He Would Be Very Similar To Crispin Glover.

I Do Just Want To Do Jokes. I Don't Want To Be A Divisive Figure.

I Love The Impatience Of New York... You Ever Had Somebody Not Ask You For Directions, But Demand Them? You're Just Innocently Walking Down The Street, You Hear A Horn, All Of A Sudden Some Guy's Like, 'holland Tunnel!!!' ...you Know, Like You Were Supposed To Fax This Guy Directions. Suddenly, You're Wasting His Time.

I Have More Pictures Of My Children Than My Father Ever Looked At Me.