I Have Masturbated Myself Out Of Serious

I Feel My Shows Are Like A Late-night Talk Show That We Settle Down And Do Every Night.

I May Have Taken Someone Through The Wringer Psychologically, But I've Never Been Sinister.

I Don't Jerk Off Because I'm Horny. I'm Sort Of Half-chick. It's Like District 9. I Can Fire Alien Weapons. I Can Insert A Tampon. No, I Do It Because I Want To Take A Brain Bath. It's Like A Hot Whirlpool For My Brain, In A Brain Space That Is 100 Percent Agreeable With Itself.

My Life's A Sequel To A Movie Where The Actors' Names Have Changed.

Anybody Who Tells You To Have A Fallback Plan Are People Who Had A Fallback Plan, Didn’t Follow Their Dreams, And Don’t Want You To Either.