I Have Lifestyle Requirements. Photos, Meetings, Lunches,

I Liked 'diff'rent Strokes' Up Until About The Last Three Or Four Years. I Was Bored.

I Don't Want To Be Known As Gary Coleman's Wife.

I Try To Make Fun Of Myself And Let People Know That I�m A Human Being, And These Things That Have Happened To Me Are Real. I�m Not Just Some Cartoon Who Exists And Suddenly Doesn�t Exist.

I Don't Have Any Friends And Don't Have Any Intention Of Making Any. People Will Stab You In The Back, Mistreat You, Talk About Me Behind Your Back, Steal From You. And They're Not Really Your Friends. They're Only There Because You're A Celebrity Or Because They Want To Get Something From You.

I Suffer A Little Bit From Napoleonism, If You Will.