I Have Learnt A Good Deal From

An Uncontrolled Imagination May Become As Surely Intoxicated By Overindulgence As A Toper May Do Bodily With Strong Drink.

As Soon As A Woman Begins To Dress "loud," Her Manners And Conversation Partake Of The Same Element.

Women Will Sometimes Confess Their Sins, But I Never Knew One To Confess Her Faults.

Nature's Bank-dividends.

He Who Sports Compliments, Unless He Takes Good Aim, May Miss His Mark, And Be Wounded By The Recoil Of His Own Weapon.