I Have Learnt A Good Deal From

There Is Nothing Like Fun, Is There? I Haven't Any Myself, But I Do Like It In Others. O, We Need It. We Need All The Counterweights We Can Muster To Balance The Sad Relations Of Life. God Has Made Many Sunny Spots In The Heart; Why Should We Exclude The Light From Them?

Contentment Is, After All, Simply Refined Indolence.

Wise Men, Like Wine, Are Best When Old; Pretty Women, Like Bread, Are Best When Young.

If It Were Not For A Goodly Supply Of Rumors, Half True And Half False, What Would The Gossips Do?

Loud-dressing Men And Women Have Also Loud Characters.