I Have Given Up Trying To Be

How Many Women Have The Courage To Start Properly With A Cold, Cold Bath Early In The Morning? I Jump In, Throw The Water, Cold As Ice, And After The First Plunge I Am Happy.

I Wish To Please The People, But I Want To Make Them Cry, Perhaps. There, I Have Said It.

If I Get Married, I Think I'd Pick Out A Newspaperman Rather Than A Millionaire. A Newspaperman Is A Regular Fellow.

I Don't Want To Get Married, And I Don't Want To Work After I'm 30, So I Must Manage My Fortune Somehow In The Next Seven Years.

I Think The Eyes Flirt Most. There Are So Many Ways To Use Them.