I Have Given Up Trying To Be

I Do Not Like Vaudeville, But What Can I Do? It Likes Me.

Some Women Flirt More With What They Say, And Some With What They Do.

Costumes And Scenery Alone Will Not Attract Audiences.

I Think The Eyes Flirt Most. There Are So Many Ways To Use Them.

If I Get Married, I Think I'd Pick Out A Newspaperman Rather Than A Millionaire. A Newspaperman Is A Regular Fellow.