I Have Four Strikes Against Me. I'm

I Have Lifestyle Requirements. Photos, Meetings, Lunches, Dinners, Facial Care, Tooth Care. It Requires An Exorbitant Amount Of Money.

I Try To Understand People Who Aren't As Smart As Me And Not Be Hateful.

My Slogan Is I'm The Least Qualified Guy For The Job, But I'd Probably Do The Best Job.

I Would Not Give My First 15 Years To My Worst Enemy, And I Don't Even Have A Worst Enemy.

Star Wars Was Magnificent, But You Could Tell Darth Vader's Ships Were Glued Together.