I Have Found It Impossible To Carry

I Like Going There For Golf. America Is One Vast Golf Course Today.

Of Course, I Do Have A Slight Advantage Over The Rest Of You. It Helps In A Pinch To Be Able To Remind Your Bride That You Gave Up A Throne For Her.

When You're Bored With Yourself, Marry And Be Bored With Someone Else.

I Wanted To Be An Up-to-date King. But I Didn't Have Much Time.

Perhaps One Of The Only Positive Pieces Of Advice That I Was Ever Given Was That Supplied By An Old Courtier Who Observed: Only Two Rules Really Count. Never Miss An Opportunity To Relieve Yourself; Never Miss A Chance To Sit Down And Rest Your Feet.