I Have Found Christian Dogma Unintelligible.

My Refusing To Eat Flesh Occasioned An Inconveniency, And I Was Frequently Chid For My Singularity.

Some Make Conscience Of Wearing A Hat In The Church, Who Make None Of Robbing The Altar.

Great Talkers, Little Doers.

Teach Your Child To Hold His Tongue; He'll Learn Fast Enough To Speak.

If Time Be Of All Things The Most Precious, Wasting Time Must Be, As Poor Richard Says, “the Greatest Prodigality'; Since, As He Elsewhere Tells Us, 'lost Time Is Never Found Again'; And 'what We Call Time Enough Always Proves Little Enough'. Let Us Then Up And Be Doing, And Doing To The Purpose; So By Diligence Shall We Do More With Less Perplexity.