I Have Found Christian Dogma Unintelligible.

To Be Humble To Superiors Is A Duty, To Equals Courtesy, To Inferiors Nobleness.

Nine Men In Ten Are Suicides.

Wink At Small Faults; Remember Thou Hast Great Ones.

Take The Money In Your Wallet And Invest It In Your Mind. And In Return, Your Mind Will Fill Up Your Wallet!

If The Elbow Had Been Placed Closer To The Hand, The Forearm Would Have Been Too Short To Bring The Glass To The Mouth; And If It Had Been Closer To The Shoulder, The Forearm Would Have Been So Long That It Would Have Carried The Glass Beyond The Mouth.