I Have Daddy Issues. So I Keep

I Don't Like Seeing The Stuff That's Not Polished. It's Harder For Me To Step Away From It And Watch That.

I'm Not One Of Those Actors Who Romanticizes His Trials Working Out And Brags That He Can Bench Press A Panda Now.

I Finally Had My Prostate Checked. And I Was Super-thankful That I Taught My Asshole To Whistle Before The Doctor Stuck His Finger In There. The Look On His Face Was Priceless.

Sometimes It's Just Enough To Keep Your Body Moving. I Get Depressed If I Don't Move.

I Think By Take Eight You're Kind Of Going, "oh, Wow, I Don't Know If I Want To Fall Entirely Off The Roof Again." That Stuff Is Tough, And I'm Also Not 21 Anymore. I Just Don't Like Cement. Cement Isn't Hilarious Any More.