I Have Bullshit Moments Every Once In

I'm Sure I Have A Lot To Atone For, If There Is A Judgment Day. It's Gonna Be A Long List For Me. It Goes Right Up Until I Was About 18 And Then I Sort Of Straightened Out.

I Remember Exiting The Birth Canal And Suddenly I Was In A Film. But You Are Never Really In Charge Of That. The Movie Came Out About Five Or Six Months Ago In America. It Was Miramax In The States And Disney Here [fakes Falling Asleep]. What Happened. I Love Working For Disney, Not Walt Specifically Because He Couldn't Be More Dead, But The Company Is Fantastic.

There Are 7 Billion People On The Planet. Pretty Much Everyone Is Doing Sex. It's Not Like You Need To Order The "baby-starter Kit" On Amazon. Instincts Will Come To You At The Weirdest Places And Times.

There Are So Few Surprises Left In Life. We've Gotten So Addicted To Knowing. It's The Google Generation. We Want The Answer To Everything Right Now!

When I Was 21 I Think I Thought I Was 31. I Was Always Kind Of Doing The Right Thing, And It Wasn't Until My Late Twenties That I Became Just A Completely Wild Asshole. So I Should've Had That Out Of My System Already And I Was Too Busy Being A Grown-up.