I Have As Much Chance Of Becoming

Humanity Would Have Plunged Into A New Dark Age Of Absolutely Frightening And Appalling Characteristics Without Churchill.

My Friends, As I Have Discovered Myself, There Are No Disasters, Only Opportunities. And, Indeed, Opportunities For Fresh Disasters.

Do You Seriously Propose That They Are Going To Be So Insane As To Allow Tariffs To Be Imposed. The Eu Is, I'm Afraid A Job Destroying Engine. You Can See It All Across Southern Europe, You Can See It, Alas, In Our Country.

It Is Said That The Queen Has Come To Love The Commonwealth, Partly Because It Supplies Her With Regular Cheering Crowds Of Flag-waving Picaninnies; And One Can Imagine That Blair, Twice Victor Abroad But Enmired At Home, Is Similarly Seduced By Foreign Politeness. They Say He Is Shortly Off To The Congo. No Doubt The Ak47s Will Fall Silent, And The Pangas Will Stop Their Hacking Of Human Flesh, And The Tribal Warriors Will All Break Out In Watermelon Smiles To See The Big White Chief Touch Down In His Big White British Taxpayer-funded Bird.

The Geiger-counter Of Olympomania Is Going To Go Zoink Off The Scale.