I Have Always Been A Sucker For

When You Sign With A Label, They Do Insist Upon Certain Rights, And If You Have A Competent Attorney, Your Rights Will Be Protected.

If Music Became Extinct Now, I Dont Know What Id Be Good For.

I Never Did Heroin, Because I Thought That Meant I Was Doing Heavy Drugs, Which Shows You The Insanity Of Doing Drugs. I Probably Should Have Done Heroin, Because I Understand Heroin Actually Makes You Feel Good. Cocaine Just Makes You Stupid.

When I Was About 3, My Grandfather Used To Give Me And My Sister A Nickel To Sit Out On The Front Porch With Him And Sing Songs.

I'm Not The Kind Of Guy Who Deserves To Play A Vintage Guitar Because I'm Too Rough On Instruments.