I Have Always Been A Grumbler. I

If There Was A Little Room Somewhere In The British Museum That Contained Only About Twenty Exhibits And Good Lighting, Easy Chairs, And A Notice Imploring You To Smoke, I Believe I Should Become A Museum Man.

I Can't Help Feeling Wary When I Hear Anything Said About The Masses. First You Take Their Faces From 'em By Calling 'em The Masses And Then You Accuse 'em Of Not Having Any Faces.

The Real Lost Souls Don't Wear Their Hair Long And Play Guitars. They Have Crew Cuts And Trained Minds, Sign On For Research In Biological Warfare, And Don't Give Their Parents A Moment's Worry.

We Cannot Get Grace From Gadgets.

A Novelist Who Writes Nothing For 10 Years Finds His Reputation Rising. Because I Keep On Producing Books They Say There Must Be Something Wrong With This Fellow.