I Have A Wandering Eye And A

I Am Whelmed, And Not Overly Whelmed, Just Whelmed About A Lot Of Facets In Life - Just How Fragile Life Is And The Different Challenges You Have In Life, Phobias About Things.

I Like To Stuff Myself At Thanksgiving, Not Turkeys.

Workers Insist That They Are Not Disgruntled. They Are Very Gruntled.

I Think The Education System Is Great Just The Way It Is. There's Kids In My Neighborhood In Los Angeles, Seven Years Old, That Can Already Speak Fluent Spanish.

A Special Validates You As A Stand-up By Documenting Your Material.