I Have A Two-year-old Boy. Being His

I'm Having A Bad Day. I Am Not Size Six. My Legs Are Not Skinny As Sticks, And Dammit, Someone's Got To Pay. I'm Afraid That I Can't Satisfy Myself And That My Happiness Depends On Someone Else. I Feel Weak, So You're Gonna Take The Fall. You're So Shallow.

Optimism Is A Choice. Cynicism Isn't Smarter - It's Just Safer.

The Chief Significance Of Alpha Phi Alpha Lies In Its Purpose To Stimulate, Develop, And Cement An Intelligent, Trained Leadership In The Unending Fight For Freedom, Equality And Fraternity. Our Task Is Endless.

I Was Renee Zellweger's Fat Doppelganger. If She Ever Played In A Movie Where She Needed To Be Fat, Apparently I Could Be Her Stunt Double.

Life Is Seductive, Yet So Few Allow Themselves To Be Seduced.