I Have A Twelve Year Old Sex

With Comics, You Always Talk About A Big Break, But There Are A Lot Of Big Breaks In Your Life And Not One Of Them Makes A Big Difference.

I Was Always Fascinated By Forbidden Things People Didn't Want To Talk About, Like Death.

I'm Really Proud Of The Album. It's Something I Always Wanted To Do But I Had To Wait Until I Was Ready. Shakespeare Is A Culmination Of Eight Years Of Stand Up Experience And Joke Writing. I Recorded Two Shows At The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre In New York. The Crowds Were Great And That's What Really Makes An Album.

You Look Like You Deep Fry Your Hands Before You Bite Your Fingernails.

I Love Anyone Who Surprises Me And Makes Me Laugh.