I Have A Theory That If You're

I Used To Sneak Up To The 8th Floor And Watch Eddie Murphy And Joe Piscopo Rehearsing 'saturday Night Live' And Could Only Wonder If I Would Ever Have The Chance To Be Funny. It Took Me Five Years To Go Up The Two Stories, But It Is Such A Sense Of Fulfillment To Be Able To Show What I Can Do On National Television.

I Never Read The Tabloids.

After Years Of Begging, I Got My Parents To Get Me A Little Craig Tape Recorder, A Reel To Reel. Then I Started Recording Voices, Or Recording Jonathan Winters Off Television And Stuff Like That.

When People Come To See My Stand-up, They Get A Chance To See My Characters Interact With Each Other.

The Two Things That Can Hurt You Are If You Need Money Or If You Need Fame. Those Are The Things That Can Be Your Achilles' Heel. But If You Don't Need Money And You Don't Need Fame, Then You're Free.