I Have A Soft Spot For Bad

I Thought It Would Be Weird Having Sex With Short Hair But Then I Kind Of Got Into The Mode.

I Laugh When I End Up On The Worst-dressed Lists. I'm Not Trying To Be Fashionable. I Know I'm Kind Of A Cartoon Character. Do People Honestly Think I'm Wearing A Kafkan In Order To Be Fashionable?

I Don't Really Think About Anything Too Much. I Live In The Present. I Move On. I Don't Think About What Happened Yesterday. If I Think Too Much, It Kind Of Freaks Me Out.

It's Much Easier To Have Nothing To Live Up To. You Surprise People When You Form A Full Sentence.

Good Viking Genes, Being Vegetarian And Having Rowdy Dogs And Kids Definitely Keep Me In Shape. Not Eating Meat Gives Me The Energy I Need To Keep Up With Work, Family And Travel - I'm Very Active.