I Have A Social Life. But I

If They Don't Want To Pay For It, They Can Stop Drinking It.

Whenever I Leave Manhattan, I Get The Bends!

I Said, To Be A New Yorker You Have To Live Here For Six Months, And If At The End Of The Six Months You Find You Walk Faster, Talk Faster, Think Faster, You're A New Yorker.

Water, Water, Everywhere, Atlantic And Pacific. But New York City's Got Them Beat, Our Aqua Is Terrific!

In A Neighborhood, As In Life, A Clean Bandage Is Much, Much Better Than A Raw Or Festering Wound.