I Have A Lot Of Conservative Views

When I Was Doing Standup, I Always Wanted To Get Out Of The Standup World And Take It Back Into The Theatrical World, Like With "no Cure For Cancer."

I Want You To Take Away The Hope Because That's The Thing That's Killing Me.

It Says On The Back Of The Nyquil Box, 'may Cause Drowsiness.' It Should Say, 'don't Make Any Plans, Ok? Kiss Your Family And Friends Good-bye.'

I Wanted A More Female Point Of View.

Hockey's My Favorite Sport.