I Have A Healthy Cynicism, But Not

Deeper Than Temperature And The Extinction Of The Polar Bear Is The Idea That We All Share This Beautiful, Ailing Planet, Democrats And Republicans Alike.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

When You Tune Your Guitar In A Different Way, It Lends Itself To A New Way Of Looking At Your Songwriting.

I Have A Philosophy That Everything You Write Doesn't Have To Be Good For Everybody. There Are Going To Be People That Get Irritated By Some Of The Things I Write-including My Parents. And Then There Are Going To Be People That You Draw In Because Of The Pointedness Of Certain Things.

I Like A Good Beer Buzz Early In The Morning.