I Have A Great Sense Of Humor,

There Is A Party Of Fiscal Responsibility... Economic Responsibility... Social Responsibility... Civic Responsibility... Personal Responsibility... And Moral Responsibility. That Party Is The Democratic Party.

I've Resisted Pronouncing A Sentence Before Guilt Is Found. I Will Have This Old-fashioned Notion That Even With People Like Osama, Who Is Very Likely To Be Found Guilty, We Should Do Our Best Not To, In Positions Of Executive Power, Not To Prejudge Jury Trials.

Real Democrats Don't Make Promises They Can't Keep.

I Intend To Talk About Race During This Election In The South Because The Republicans Have Been Talking About It Since 1968 In Order To Divide Us. And I'm Going To Bring Us Together. Because You Know What? You Know What? White Folks In The South Who Drive Pickup Trucks With Confederate Flag Decals In The Back Ought To Be Voting With Us And Not Them, Because Their Kids Don't Have Health Insurance Either And Their Kids Need Better Schools Too.

Not Only Are We Going To New Hampshire ... We're Going To South Carolina And Oklahoma And Arizona And North Dakota And New Mexico, And We're Going To California And Texas And New York! And We're Going To South Dakota And Oregon And Washington And Michigan. And Then We're Going To Washington, D.c. To Take Back The White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!