I Have A Great Mind To Believe

Smiles Form The Channels Of A Future Tear.

This Place Is The Devil, Or At Least His Principal Residence, They Call It The University, But Any Other Appellation Would Have Suited It Much Better, For Study Is The Last Pursuit Of The Society; The Master Eats, Drinks, And Sleeps, The Fellows Drink, Dispute And Pun, The Employments Of The Undergraduates You Will Probably Conjecture Without My Description.

The Drying Up A Single Tear Has More, Of Honest Fame, Than Shedding Seas Of Gore.

I Have A Notion That Gamblers Are As Happy As Most People - Being Always Excited.

What Is Fame? The Advantage Of Being Known By People Of Whom You Yourself Know Nothing, And For Whom You Care As Little.