I Have A Dark Sense Of Humor.

I Love Horror Movies And I Love Being Scared, But I Don't Like Them, If They're Not Based On A True Story. It's Like Knowing How The Sausage Is Made.

I Was In A Military Family, So By The Time I Was 13 I'd Lived In Six Different Places.

The Word 'geek' Today Does Not Mean What It Used To Mean. A Geek Isn't The Skinny Kid With A Pocket Protector And Acne. There Can Be Computer Geeks, Video Game Geeks, Car Geeks, Military Geeks, And Sports Geeks. Being A Geek Just Means That You're Passionate About Something.

I Literally Hate Working Out.

I Remember Reading These Articles When I Was Younger, And I Just Felt Like, Well, In Order To Look Like That, You Have To Have Some Secret, Magical Unicorn Blood That Makes Carbs Disappear As They Go Into Your Body. I Prefer The Truth.