I Hated Myself For Needing Him At

High School Popularity Is So Fickle.

I Was A University Professor, I Could Talk On And On And On. Give Me A Podium And You Have To Drag Me Off With A Hook.

Ahh! Lady Pillows. So Much Fluffier Than Mine.” He Took A Giant Whiff. “why Does Everything Girlie Smell So Delightful?” “because We Acknowledge The Importance Of Basic Hygiene. And Periodically Clean Our Bathrooms.” “brilliant. I Should Write That Down. After All, It Takes A Village.

I Tend To Watch A Lot Of Movies At Home. It's Nice To Be Close To The Refrigerator With My Pyjamas On And Just Relax.

She Wanted To Feel Safe. Untouchable In Her Home. The Ultimate Female Fantasy.