I Hate To See Prudence Clinging To

A Practitioner In Panegyric, Or, To Speak More Plainly, A Professor Of The Art Of Puffing.

Death's A Debt; His Mandamus Binds All Alike- No Bail, No Demurrer.

In All Cases Of Slander Currency, Whenever The Forger Of The Lie Is Not To Be Found, The Injured Parties Should Have A Right To Come On Any Of The Indorsers.

Mr. Speaker. I Said The Honorable Member Was A Liar It Is True And I Am Sorry For It. The Honorable Member May Place The Punctuation Where He Pleases.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.