I Hate To Judge Everybody Across The

Barbara Bush Has Her Finger On The Pulse Of America. Im So Glad Shes Back And More Compassionate Than Ever, ... Thats Right, Of Course People Just Sat Around New Orleans, Boring, Uninspired, Soulless New Orleans, And Dreamed Of Someday Relocating To The Astrodome. Oh, Dear Lord, If Only I Could Leave My Unhappy Existence And Head On Up To Wonderful Houston And Live With My Friends Side By Side In A Spacious Football Stadium, My Life Would Be So Much Richer And Complete.

My Father Was A Proctologist And My Mother Was An Abstract Artist, So That's How I View The World.

I Think Bush Is Amateurish And Self-serving, And Frankly, It's Disgusting.

When You're Constantly Looking For Things From Other People, You're Not Looking Within Yourself.

Growing Up In The '60s And The '70s, Things Certainly Seemed More Simplistic And Easier To Digest.