I Hate The French Because They Are

A Man's Own Heart Must Ever Be Given To Gain That Of Another.

The Best Way To Make Your Audience Laugh Is To Start Laughing Yourself.

While Resignation Gently Slopes Away, And All His Prospects Brightening To The Last, His Heaven Commences Ere The World Be Past.

Eternal Blessings Crown My Earliest Friend, And Round His Dwelling Guardian Saints Attend.

Fear Guides More To Their Duty Than Gratitude; For One Man Who Is Virtuous From The Love Of Virtue, From The Obligation He Thinks He Lies Under To The Giver Of All, There Are Ten Thousand Who Are Good Only From Their Apprehension Of Punishment.