I Hate Danny Kaye Movies.

It's No Fun Being A Specimen.

If (o.j. Simpson) Is Acquitted, I Will Renounce My Citizenship. And If I Converse With Him At A Cocktail Party, I Will Say, 'well, There Are So Many People Here Who Haven't Murdered Anyone. I Think I'll Go Talk To Them.' I'll Also Riot.

I Eat At This German-chinese Restaurant And The Food Is Delicious. The Only Problem Is That An Hour Later You're Hungry For Power.

The Mob Became Unruly And The Police Were Forced To Resort To Sex.

I Did Standup While Still Working For Johnny Carson In The Mid-'60s, Thus Gaining The Advantage Of At Least Getting Laughs From Him About How I Hadn't The Night Before.