I Hate Arrows. They Try To Tell

I Went To A Restaurant, And I Saw A Guy Wearing A Leather Jacket, Eating A Hamburger, Drinking A Glass Of Milk. I Said, "dude, You Are A Cow. The Metamorphosis Is Complete. Don't Fall Asleep Or I Will Tip You Over!"

People Think I'm Into Sports Because I'm A Man. But I'm Not Into Sports. I Like Gatorade, But That's About As Far As It Goes. By The Way, You Don't Have To Be Sweaty And Play Basketball To Enjoy Gatorade. You Can Just Be A Thirsty Dude. Gatorade Forgets About This Demographic!

If You Are Flammable And Have Legs, You Are Not Blocking A Fire Exit.

I'd Like To Get Four People Who Do Cart Wheels Very Good, And Make A Cart.

I'm A Heroine Addict. I Need To Have Sex With Women Who Have Saved Someone's Life.