I Hate All Jobs. I've Never Had

Any Child Who Cannot Do Long Division By Himself Does Not Deserve To Smoke.

Everything In Japan Is Hidden. Real Life Has An Unlisted Phone Number.

I Don't Care If New York Avoided Bankruptcy By Substituting Tourism For The Garment Business.

Instead Of Writing It Wrong Six Times And Then Writing It Right, I Think It Wrong Six Times And Then Write It Right The Seventh Time.

I Happen To Love A Good Run Almost As Much As Sex. Like Sex, There Are Often Times I Don't Think I'm Interested Until I'm Into It. Unlike Sex, I Do Have To Get Out Of Bed And Into The Elements. I Hate Leaving Bed.