I Had Three Goals And All Of

Poor Me, Poor Me, Pour Me Another.

There Are Those Who Wrap Themselves In Flags And Blow The Tinny Trumpet Of Patriotism As A Means Of Fooling The People.

Anyone Will Say Anything Under Torture.

Even If You Only Counted The Votes That Actually Made It Through The Hoops In Order To Be Cast, The President Was Really Al Gore.

We Say Here That If You Fall Down In The United States, The Ambulance Man Must Feel For Your Wallet Before He Feels For Your Pulse.