I Had The Cab Driver Drive Me

A Fly Was Very Close To Being Called A Land, Because That's What It Does Half The Time.

Bologna Is A Deli Meat For People With Eyes.

I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, "this Is Not A Library!" "ok! I Will Talk Louder, Then!"

I Think Animal Crackers Make People Think That All Animals Taste The Same.

I Had The Cab Driver Drive Me Here Backwards, And The Dude Owed Me $27.50.