Denial Of One Appetite Sharpens The Others.

Promiscuity Is Like Never Reading Past The First Page. Monogamy Is Like Reading The Same Book Over And Over.

By The Time I Have Clarified A Thought, I No Longer Want To Think It.

To Be Sexy, Nudes Need A Little Underwear.

Many Have Attempted Unnatural Acts, But Nature Has Always Shown The Way.

My Young Friend Supposes His Ingenuousness Is Merely A Ruse.