I Had My Autograph Down By The

I'm Too Frightened Of Confrontation, So I Will Always Tip - Even If The Service Has Been Really Shoddy.

I Really Love Being In London At Weekends - There's Always So Much To Do.

I Don't Know Why People Think I'm Polished - I Often Leave The House With Buttons Missing And Ladders In My Tights.

Come Rain Or Shine I Walk Short Distances Rather Than Taking My Car.

I'm All For Consumer Rights. I Get Very Aggravated If I Don't Get A Good Service.