I Had Examined Myself Pretty Thoroughly And

Clevinger Had A Mind, And Lieutenant Scheisskoph Had Noticed That People With Minds Tended To Get Pretty Smart At Times.

The Promises Of Maniacs, Like Those Of Women, Are Not Safely Relied Upon.

Fortunately, Just When Things Were Blackest, The War Broke Out.

The Texan Turned Out To Be Good-natured, Generous And Likable. In Three Days No One Could Stand Him.

I Had Examined Myself Pretty Thoroughly And Discovered That I Was Unfit For Military Service.