I Had An Attack Of The Gout

Any City May Have One Period Of Magnificence, Like Boston Or New Orleans Or San Francisco, But It Takes A Real One To Keep Renewing Itself Until The Past Is Perennially Forgotten.

The World Isn't Going Backward, If You Can Just Stay Young Enough To Remember What It Was Really Like When You Were Really Young.

Inconsiderate To The Last, Josef Stalin, A Man Who Never Had To Meet A Deadline, Had The Bad Taste To Die In Installments.

Last Week, I Had To Offer My Publisher A Bottle That Was Far Too Good For Him Simply Because There Was Nothing Between The Insulting And The Superlative.

I Met A Keen Observer Who Gave Me A Tip: 'if You Run Across A Restaurant Where You Often See Priests Eating With Priests, Or Sporting Girls With Sporting Girls, You May Be Confident That It Is Good. Those Are Two Classes Of People Who Like To Eat Well And Get Their Money's Worth.'