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Who Discreetly Whispers You Forgot To Zip Up Your Pants? You Babe, You're My Bestest Friend.

I Worked For A Publishing Company In Hollywood.

First Time I Saw Elvis Was At The Lubbock County Fairgrounds In Lubbock, Texas. He Was On The Back End Of A Truck. There Was About 1500 Screaming Kids.

Folks Say I'm Egotistical. Hell, I Don't Even Know What It Means.

I Didn't Have A Lot Of Communication With Elvis. You Had To Go Through A Barricade To Get To Elvis. It Was People Hanging On Every Word, And I Felt Very Uncomfortable A Lot Of Times.