I Had A Laptop When They Weighed

In This I-me Society, My Job Is To Get People To Buy Into Something Bigger Than Themselves.

I've Got A Wife, Four Kids, A Business, And A Baseball Career.

When You're Having A Bad Day At Work, A Lot Of Times It's Your Head. When You're Having Good Days, A Lot Of Times It's The Absence Of The Mind.

I Wanted To Create A Multibillion Dollar Company That Lets Me Go Out And Let Us Go Out And Change The World And Create A Skin Cancer Awareness Center That Costs A Quarter A Billion Dollars.

On A Two Week Road Trip I Know I Can Get By Better With No Underwear Than No Laptop.