I Had A Female Business Partner Once.

I Was Spiritually Bankrupt, And When That Happens, It's Like A Spiritual Cancer Afflicts You.

A Good Conspiracy Is Unprovable. I Mean, If You Can Prove It, It Means They Screwed Up Somewhere Along The Line.

Women Are Just Different. Their Sensibilities Are Different.

Change Is Always Proceeded By A Little Pain. Some People Can Change And They Don't Have To Go Through So Many Painful Things. But I Think That I'm Of A Personality That I'm A Little Stubborn, So It's Always Tough For Me.

My Whole Approach To Wardrobe Is, Throw It In A Suitcase And Make Sure They Don't Press It, For Pete's Sake, So I Can Try To Display Some Rumpled Charm. Actually, I'm Just A Pig. I've Got Coffee Stains On My Pants. I Think They're Coffee Stains, Anyway.